Where Was the Viral Raccoon Purchased?
The viral saga of Erling Haaland’s taxidermy raccoon continues to capture the internet’s imagination, proving that the world’s most lethal striker has an equally striking sense of humor.Here is the complete breakdown of the viral phenomenon, including where it came from, how much it cost, and the definitive name chosen by fans.
During his summer break in Texas—timed around his promotional appearances and downtime for the 2026 FIFA World Cup—Haaland visited a renowned roadside novelty and antique shop just outside of Austin. Known for its eclectic collection of authentic Americana and bizarre Southern decor, the shop frequently creates custom novelty taxidermy pieces for tourists looking for a true taste of Texas eccentricity.
How Much Did It Cost?
According to local reports and shop insiders, the taxidermied raccoon holding a liquor bottle was a custom piece valued at approximately $450 USD. While a hefty price tag for standard home decor, it proved to be pocket change for the Manchester City superstar, who instantly fell in love with the item’s chaotic energy.
What Did Erling Haaland Name the Raccoon?
After a picture of Haaland carrying the raccoon off his private jet in Norway went viral, the striker took to Instagram and X (formerly Twitter) to let his millions of followers decide its fate. He launched a 24-hour social media poll with four hilarious options.The overwhelming winner, securing over 64% of the total votes, was “Rocky Bal-bottle.” Haaland later shared an update showing Rocky prominently displayed on a marble countertop in his luxury mansion, right next to his Golden Boot trophies.
Where to Buy Similar Novelty Taxidermy
If you want to replicate Haaland’s unique interior design style, several specialized online marketplaces offer similar rogue-style animal taxidermy:
- Etsy: Search for “novelty taxidermy” or “bad taxidermy” to find independent artists who create custom animals holding miniature items, playing cards, or bottles.
- The Taxidermy Store: A premium online retailer offering certified, ethically sourced mounts ranging from traditional wildlife to humorous custom requests.
- Curiosity Shops: Local antique malls and oddity shops across the American South frequently stock similar folk-art taxidermy pieces.
